You know how there’s whovians, sherlockians, and potterheads?
what do you call supernatural fans?
women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation
A round of menopause.
It was a difficult period of history for everyone
not when youre on your period
keeps the doctor
helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit
the future is now
When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
'Bridge To Terabithia' stars then and now
Mac now supports Windows
I’m a devious little shit and I’m also fucking fabulous
I have the power to turn into a crazy assed ginger titan who eats other titans by turning them into haggis and having it with a shot of whiskey.
mother of f u c k
I’M A NORMAL RECOON COOORPS PEEEERSOOON
i’m not sure how i should feel about this
i hurt people with baseballs
I attack titans that can swim
I can win any lawsuit case. But to do so, I must get naked.
Powers of stars and light??
… Swag. That is my power.
I make people so bored they die
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
he’s smooth as fuck